Wife Doodle

I'm trying to be upset rn but how can I cry when I see this

every day I think about how the death of Ganondorf lead to the industrial revolution

Ok but why was Thadd actually side eyeing me

Looking at me like I was on some goddamn hyrule herb like shut up bitch you have a stupid hat I hope a horse eats it for breakfast

This is now a Sasan fan account!!!!!

WOW I LOVE MY FAVOURITE BREATH OF THE WILD SIDE QUEST CALLED SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!

BEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!! WOW!!!! HE LOOKS SO PRETTY!!!!

made this just for him

who needs Ganondorf when you have this absolute charmer

pookiebear

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART TWO

Horse Stable Beds

1/10 - would NOT recommend

◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay

◍Smells like hay and horse

◍bed bug breeding ground

◍head lice breeding ground

Zora's Domain Bed

4/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare

◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers

◍Cold

◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water

Lurelin Village Bed

6/10 - would recommend

◍looks comfy enough

◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?

I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help

Kakariko Village Bed

10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend

◍Comfy

◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe

◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh

◍Literally THE perfect bed

I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.

Paya's Bed

9/10 - would recommend for speed runners

◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed

That's it

Rito Village Bed 1

5/10 - would recommend

◍Would have to do some parkour to get on

◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something

◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)

◍Cute bedsheet designs

TULIN JUMPSCARE

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

So let me get this straight. Over 12 MILLION FICS from the 14 million publicly available works on Ao3 were scraped by some garbage fucking company to train generative AI. All ID numbers between 1 and 63,200,000 (all of mine!). 12 MILLION INDIVIDUAL PIECES OF WRITING. UNCOUNTABLE NUMBER OF WORDS. From hundreds of fucking thousands of people. And generative AI ISNT inherently theft to some people???????????

did a little drawing of wifey in a drink&draw