was talking shit abt someone ik irl n this fell outve my mouth n i had to stop n not be angry for a sec bc. Oh hello Jack. lmfao
Idk I can see him evolving his own cuss words bc he feels crap and ass is too kiddish after some years and that’s very fun for me bc I do that too
Sigh
It’s the 2% concentration of evil Irish in me
And no, not like Irish is evil, but my specific strand of dna born from my evil Irish grandmother
hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?
guys I love Peter sm im not even joking he’s so me asf
I bet he brags about how many books he’s read for summer programs
What a dork. I need him to have friends pls everyone be nice to him pls stop bullying him lll kill u all
I'd love any knb Aomine Daiki and haikyuu Kuroo Tetsurou headcanons of them as friends if that's okay to request! 💜
it is more then ok to request! ty anon
I ac. Hm. I can see it. No wait I can definitely see it lmfao. They have quiet best friends from middle school, and give off the same general smirking smugness at times.
I can see all four becoming friends if Kuroko stumbled upon Kenma all Hinata style and started talking, bc Kuroko had the same passion for his sport, he just doesn’t yell. Kuroo n Aomine would find them at the same time and I can very clearly see a regular hangout session happening between them.
Very cute. Head canon approved!!
Wait I can also see Kuroo kind’ve helping Aomine with his struggles with the sport, considering he himself had to badger Kenma into even playing volleyball, and he as this wise older mentor thing about him. He probably won’t be able to completely stop the process of Aomine going all ego maniac on everybody, but he could slow it down.
oc x canon and it’s just me shipping my tumblr mutual with her blorbo
Business is good when good is business or something like that
worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
i havent talked about it on this blog but i will now because halo hates me . and she hates me and she wants me to die
but theres an alternate selfship universe where L and i meet at wammys house and hes a few years older than me and i basically get intellectually ratioed and because im a prideful and scorned bastard i let him drag me around because of how #phOWNED i got as a kid. and because we're similar and hes a 'better' version of me i like him. love that guy. hes just a yandere asshat but its like super hot idk
also i think people forget that light’s personsona isn’t some snobbish elitist. people see him as just an extra smart guy. he’s a genius and he’s good at tennis but it’s in an endearing way. he’s the guy who you’d ask to help with your homework and he’d smile and say ‘sure!’ and he has a lot of friends even if nobody actually knows him deep down. he wouldn’t get caught as kira because he’d have a meltdown over trans people’s deadnames or whatever he’s good at reacting to new situations. he’s humble and people like him for a reason. he’s uncontroversial and easygoing. he respects authority but is down to earth enough to make jokes. that’s how he survived as kira. his camouflage was actually good. even before kira. you wouldn’t be “put off by his repulsive vibes.”
let’s put it this way. if light had a social media platform he wouldn’t be posting unhinged political takes, no matter his actual politics. he probably wouldn’t be posting about politics at all. he’d probably be posting about organizing or studying or something. hell, maybe he’d be an online tutor that people would love. point is, you think he’s unhinged because you see his inner thoughts. other people don’t.
tsukishima has a tumblr account and so does yamaguchi and they do have unknowing fandom discourse abt it
i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-
y. you don’t believe me?
Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL