Post Island Ralph Ilyyyyyyyyyy Bc He’s Repressed As All Hell And Then Some

The unofficially named naruto sugar baby au can go here too

Sakura and Sasuke are famous models, Naruto doesn't know them personally. He is a fan of theirs and becomes their photographer. They take an interest in him and their life/work relationship becomes inappropriate.

Sasusaku initially seek out Naruto due to boredom, and pay him off so he doesn't mention their relationship. They also sorta employ him, since they aren't actually in love at the start there's a power imbalance.

everyday im shuffling except the following beat is just the chorus of

What Does The Fox Say

is Jack’s being a redhead foreshadowing for his evilness? idk, take it up with my 8th grade book report, which violently states it is

Sasuke in one of orochimaru’s evil lairs filled with prisoners being tortured kicking his feet and writing naruto ❤️ sasuke forever in the dirt. Meanwhile naruto going out to ramen with his friends thinking like man I wish I had a basement so I could lock sasuke in it.

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Used that midsommar scene as ref lol

all I do is internet scrapbook posters on sketchio instead of literally anything else

I have commitments guys Save Me

was talking shit abt someone ik irl n this fell outve my mouth n i had to stop n not be angry for a sec bc. Oh hello Jack. lmfao

Idk I can see him evolving his own cuss words bc he feels crap and ass is too kiddish after some years and that’s very fun for me bc I do that too

Sigh

It’s the 2% concentration of evil Irish in me

And no, not like Irish is evil, but my specific strand of dna born from my evil Irish grandmother

Omg thank you!! I didn’t expect anyone to ac give me his wiki but Ty community lmfao

What a neat dude, I like that a lot very fun

Also that one tweet I saw way back when abt Roger n Maurice clearly have some gay thing going on makes way more sense now lmfao

Yall im going to expose myself

Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.

All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric

And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing