OMG It Seems Really Good! I Cannot Wait For It!

I cleaned my room! **Is proud** 😊😊😊 . . . . #cleanedroom #cleaning #order #finally! #ufff #imdone #hooray #proud #😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/CKRi8clFDhU/?igshid=dng8zei1urig

Peter Parker: Mr. Captain? C-can you tell me... What means my name spelled backwards in that language? please?

Steve: *look nervously down at him*

Steve: *still nervously* P-puppy

Peter:

Steve: *starts sweating*

Peter: Really? That’s amazing! Thank you mr. Captain!!! *hugs Steve*

Steve: “Bucky” spelled backwards is “Ykcub” which translates to “perfection” in a language I just made up

Tony: ???

Steve: :)

Marisol: Why do you do this for us?

Joe | The man with no name: I knew somebody like you, once. But there was no one there to help. Now get movin'

Me, desperately: WHAT HAPPENED??? WHAT HAPPEENEEEEEEED?!?

My singing is something like when u let a horny cat have sex with the blender switched on

This is about Tuco/Blondie btw

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

Okay, but u know that this post is really creepy?

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

Theyyyy (Blonco brainrot)

Have like, 3-4 dirty fanfic ideas now involving Manco and Indio. In one case, with Mortimer thrown in as well.

I can't believe there is such a small amount of fics written about El Indio (and, by extension, Ramone). That man has unbelievable homoerotic energy about him.

Literally every time he's on screen, something homoerotic happens. I have to go before I write an essay here (the essay is now part of the list too.)

Incorrect quote

Bucky: Sweetheart?

Steve: yes?

Natasha. yes?

Sam: yes?