The Way She Put Peanut Butter On It Got Me Barkin Like A Dog 😳😳🐶🐶

she X on my D till i rawr

somehow, while waking today, my phone came unlocked and got most of the way through buying a pair of pants before i noticed.

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

obama on linked in be like “hello….. i am .. former president. barack. … obama. … and i am. …. hashtag. open to work.”

puttin on that thrift store lingerie to satisfy my olfactory needs.

i found it agian let’s goooooo

dick cheney commander deck when

waking up at 7 am for my hour and a half commute to spiritual enlightenment :(((

undortunately, spock might actually be a little cringe :(

I met Spock and he thought I was cringe. :’(((

she coot on my bandi till i crash