Somehow, While Waking Today, My Phone Came Unlocked And Got Most Of The Way Through Buying A Pair Of

she coot on my bandi till i crash

reaisting the urge to vague-post about personal grievances rn

if either of u r on birth control when u fuckin that’s just practicing for a baby

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

duck sex is the dark souls of sex

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

ima cozymaxxing floorpilled sleepingbagcel rn fr