Move Over Unreliable Narrator It’s Time For Himbo Narrator

when you really think about it, the garden of eden is just a safe and cozy enclosure with soft grass and fruits

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

this person gets it

this oppressive southern weather is terrible for boys like me who only want one thing: to dress like a dripped out politburo member in the middle of a strong soviet winter

the way she put peanut butter on it got me barkin like a dog 😳😳🐶🐶

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

oh this is hispanic? what about herpanic?

pussy so good it do splash damage

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw