composing a diss track on my brother shhh dont tell him
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way too funny not to reblog boi
big mama just sitting and waiting for the turtles in her office is honestly the funniest thing. she just sat there and let them destroy her office just so she could surprise them
listen when you lose an online art competition against your art rival sometimes you just gotta be mean about their art and not be judged for it and thats what big brothers are there for
no we do do that
or should i say..
..doodoo?
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
he's such a creature omfg i love him
I want to forever immortalize this painting my father did like two/three years ago
im trying too hard not to laugh during class
i never thought i would say this but chomp chomp awoo the fuck away with me, brother
raophie…. ough.. *bursts into tears*
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Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
SORRY WHAT THE FUCK?>??????? ANIMATION ATE IMPECCABLE CRYING SQUEALING DYING TIS SO DYNAMIC AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
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THIS IS THE SHIT
Thought I’d post these, the third one is just kind of a tangent, but why not share?
I might make another part on the show’s mouths but that’s pretty basic stuff, idk what I’d write. So it’s a strong maybe…
Me when I post my risetober art 4 months late >>>>
why the hell are all my pictures so DARK??? IM NOT TRYING TO LOOK LIKE I TAKE MY PICTURES IN A CAVE IM SORRY
it was so hard losing my liver but i had to move on, fam
“The hardest thing about moving forward is leaving something behind - and usually it’s a part of ourselves.”
— Unknown
HFIDWSNKJNOAWNDK T H I S ??????
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(to all my moots who aren't into TMNT, consider this a formal apology /silly)
t h i s
usagi has an impulsive, reckless idea on a mission and leo is telling him how it won’t work and usagi kisses him just to shut him up and then goes to do his stupid plan anyway
Was it a mistake,
When I left you for good?
When I packed the means for fire,
And hauled the timberwood?
Was it a mistake,
When I held you so closely?
When I raised the stakes,
All for some money?
Was it a mistake,
When I sung you farewells,
Only to come back,
And dig deeper than a well,
Into the fresh Earth,
And near it I mourned,
Was it a mistake,
When I buried you beneath the dirt?
The Moon is shining,
Brother, where is home?
The Sun is dimming,
Brother, where is home?
The Earth is calling,
Sister, where is home?
The Sky is crying,
Sister, where is home?
They all have questions,
And I lack answers.
What good am I now?
What good am I now?
They gave me a life,
They gave me a start,
But my hands are empty,
With nothing, I can part.
What do I give, how can I repay?
How can I live, in debt another day?
And the apologies are heavy,
The weight of brick and mortar,
Carried on my shoulders,
Hands empty, still I hold her.
And what good is a daughter,
If she cannot hold your hand?
As you blink away your life,
And leave to better lands?
I'll ask myself this daily,
And wonder what I could've done,
My sweet mother, Hailey,
Went home to the sun.
My name is Judy, @judyjewels, and I make art and write poems! You may know be from my DeviantArt, which I quit due to the rise of AI art on that platform. (Eugh!)
The following is my masterpost! :3
POETRY
Sweet Mother Hailey, Was It A Mistake?,
ROTTMNT
ParasiticAnomalyDTIYS,
I would be so mad if this happened to me omfg
oh Sanji. ohhhhhh sanji
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Struggling to live in the world we made for ourselves, for each other! For we never made this world in the image of kindness. We never cemented these bricks with the intention to shelter one another.
We only wished to trap each other.
We built this world on lies to make it a climb for power. We slip poison into each others cups. We did not fall to the hand of an enemy, we fell subject to not being able to trust anybody at all to do the right thing, not even ourselves.
We made a world where only the strong prevail, and each day, we weaken each other in the lust for menial things.
We are the predator. With jeering claws, horrible fangs, and horrifiying speed. We pin down the most helpless of prey, tearing through its unloveable flesh and grinning the heck off our snouts when blood stains our paws, and you open your maw, flashing shark-like teeth at your victim,
the last thing they'll see before death and you-- and YOU--
But moments away from clamping them dead in a saw-like manner, you notice they have the same eyes as you. Same nose. Same facial structure. Same face. Just... scared.
And in the reflection of their eyes, you can see a glimpse of your own face. You look scared too.
We are the prey.
Will you do it? Will you hurt yourself in hunger for something more?
I know the blood warms your paws in a masochistic way that you may enjoy. But is that because no one ever held your hands?...
You poor thing...
I'm sorry it had to be this way.
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Okay, first off, the only reason I know this is because I did a presentation on the Norse god Odin for school, so like, Kudos to my teacher.
The following will state the reasons I believe that Baron Draxum is a Norse mythology reference to Odin, the Norse God Of War.
ANYWAYS!
We can see that Baron Draxum is first shown as,
DRAXUM!
--A menacing, towering figure with two "gargoyles" perched on each of his shoulders respectively in a bird-like manner. Both these creatures also have bird-like qualities, resembling monstrous crows with beady red eyes.
--Obsessed with war against humanity, or just war in general. (At least in season one.)
--Can be described as God-like. He literally refers to himself as Baron Draxum, Baron meaning a person of royal nobility or high status, also commonly being referred to as "Lord."
Now, why am I going around saying he's a Norse Mythology reference?
Well, just listen to the charecteristics of Odin, Norse God Of War!
ODIN!
---A menacing, towering figure with two crows perched on each of his shoulders respectively in a bird-like manner.
--Obsessed with war within humanity, or just war in general.
--Is literally God-like. He's a God.
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Is that not enough to convince you? Good, because it wasn't for me either!
Whats the real kicker? The undeniable evidence that this is truly a reference?
LAUGHS EVILLY!
Well you see, the names of the gargoyles belonging to Baron Draxum are "Huggin and Munnin."
And the names of Odins crows?
HUGINN AND MUNINN!
And just like Odin's Huginn and Muninn, Draxum's Huginn and Muninn fly around and gather him info and run his errands.
Huginn means Thought,
Muninn means Memory.
Anywho, I've literally never seen anybody else talk about this ever, so if I could be the first, I think that would be AWESOME!!! (But I doubt I am...)
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K, I'm done rambling. Back to the shadows I retreat!
“No one important is gonna die” splinter is already dead
Yeah he’s “already dead” so he’s not “gonna die” because it already happened 😁
lets see...