I'll Never Be Outdone! Cause I'm The Oldest Son!

Triamgle.

Kaito Momota is a mama's boy

Shuichi Saihara is a mama's boy

Ryoma Hoshi is most likely a mama's boy

Kokichi Ouma is a mama's boy

Kiibo would be a mama's boy if he had a mom

Gonta Gokuhara is a mama's boy

They're all fucking mama's boys

I'm gonna come out and say; I absolutely hate the headcanon of Jane/Penny being a lesbian(This is coming from a lesbian)

Considering it strays from stereotypes and she's confirmed to not be a lesbian and is just bullied for looking like one

So yes I am a Lesbian Jane/Penny anti👍

(I also really don't like Penny x Tammy)

The trope of a character(Usually Kokichi or Shuichi) "taking down" the Holy Salivation Society and "saving" Maki from it, Is wishful thinking, But canonically impossible Maki has directly said that even if the HHS disbands, She'd just get lofted into another assassin agency. And if she ran away she'd most definitely be killed, And even if she could live after escaping, Maki wouldn't try. Maki's whole reason for being an assassin is to make sure no kid at the orphanage has to replace her and go through the gruesome training she had to Like, I wish Maki didn't have to deal with this shit as much as the next but it's quite literally impossible unless you change her whole backstory to have her never become one in the first place

Listening to Perfect Fiction like I'm not crying my fucking eyes out

Fun fact: Maki has been canonically shown(Outside of the game itself) to be able to carry Gonta on her back without showing any signs of struggling at all How fun

Dear Danganronpa fanfic writers

Who either do rewrites of killing games or just mention blood in their writing

Several characters refer to the color of the blood as red, It's pink for censorship purposes

I just realized Gangle flinches whenever Jax makes any sudden movements

I don't like this game anymore guys

Day 1: Ouharu(Kokichi x Maki)

Day 2: Kiimaki(Kiibo x Maki)

Day 3: Harunaga(Angie x Maki)

Day 4: Harumami(Rantaro x Maki)

Day 5(Valentine's day): Irumaki(Miu x Maki)

I've loved Harunaga for a long time now, I really don't know how they'd get together(Especially given Angie's a cultist and that whole thing with Maki and the Holy Salivation Society) but I still think they're cute

My sister just said "This tastes pink"

Someone tell me how the fuck something can taste like a color