MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."
MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Valentin: Thanks fam!
Tim: oh no
Anna: *cries* I love you too
Roxy: Sounds fake but okay
Lucy: *A flustered mess*
Julius: can i get a refund
Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone
MC: I’ll call
Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jake: Hello?
Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?
'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
MC: I trust Dan.
Cleo: You think they know what they're doing?
MC: I wouldn't go that far.
Dan: You're right.
Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.
Lily: .......and?
MC: And you are.
Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak