MC: When I First Met You ...I Thought You Were Annoying And A Bitch.

If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...

MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.

MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.

MC: I like Jake.

Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

MC: I trust Dan.

Cleo: You think they know what they're doing?

MC: I wouldn't go that far.

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.

MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.