Jake: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
MC: You and me!
Jake, tearing up: Okay.
Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
Dr. Crow: Where's our patients ?
J.K. Night: We're playing hide and seek.
Dr. Crow: Where?
J.K. Night: I don't think you get how this game works.
Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
If MC actually went to duskwood:
MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.
MC: How did you do that without turning around?
MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
MC: I don’t know how to do that.
Richy: I don’t wear a watch.
Dan: Time is a construct.
MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?
Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.
Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Dan: You're right.
Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
*Tim's helping Lucy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Julius: How does Lucy look?
MC: A little better than you, actually.