Jake: Everyone, Synchronize Your Watches.

MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Jessy: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Jessy: They get sad when they fight.

J.K. Night: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you 💞

MC: Dammit, Thomas!

Thomas: It wasn't me!

MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Cleo!

Cleo: Not me either.

MC: Oh....then who broke into *random stranger's house*?

Jessy: *whistles*

Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.

MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?