Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?
Jessy: They had a fight.
Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?
Jessy: They get sad when they fight.
Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bernd: Language!
Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?
Roxy: 'the fuck word'
Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Valentin: Oh my god they censored it
Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.
Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.
Players replaying duskwood be like:
MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Jake: Is it me, MC?
MC: No, it’s not you.
Jessy: Is it me, MC?
MC: It’s not you either.
Richy: Is it me, MC?
MC:
MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?
MC: Please, I'm begging you to stay at the hospital.
Dan: I'm sorry, are these OUR broken legs? Stay out of it.
Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.
MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.
MC: Dammit, Thomas!
Thomas: It wasn't me!
MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Cleo!
Cleo: Not me either.
MC: Oh....then who broke into *random stranger's house*?
Jessy: *whistles*
MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick