I Drew Amina And Daisy From Murder Most Unladylike How I Imagined Them When I Read The Books. It's Not

This definitely happened when Alexander was arguing with Jefferson-

Washington: Alexander, you can't keep fighting fire with fire.

Alex: Don't worry sir, I'm not.

Washington: *looks at him suspiciously*

Alex: *revealing something from behind his back*

I'm fighting fire with a shotgun

I saw that it was May Wongs birthday today from the book series murder most unladylike and so I thought I'd share the fanart I drew of her a few days ago as a celebration :]

@redbreastedbird

You know the best kind of ships?

The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover

My random marauders opinions pt.1

Headphones/ earphones

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Remus- wired earphones

Peter- AirPods

James- headphones

Sirius- loud speaker (no headphones)

wolfstar, dance, and humor please!

Here you go lovely anon!!

“Ballroom dance lessons will be scheduled every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon.”

Remus' hand shoots straight up.

McGonagall doesn’t look at him as she swishes by. “Yes, Mr Lupin, it is compulsory.”

Sirius snickers, and James reaches over to pinch Remus’ morose cheeks. “I’ll be your partner if Lily rejects me, Moony.”

“Thanks,” Remus replies, “I’d love to be your sloppy seconds.”

“Not sloppy. Slutty, maybe. I saw the way you sucked on that popsicle yesterday-”

“That wasn’t intentional,” Remus says quickly, sinking into his seat.

“Boys,” McGonagall snaps.

None of them flinch.

“As you’ve so graciously sorted your own partners out, perhaps you can be the first to demonstrate your skills to the class.”

Sirius shrugs, slipping easily from his seat and straightening out, offering one hand down to a horrified looking Remus.

Eyes the size of saucepans, Remus reluctantly places his fingers gently over Sirus’ palm, but doesn’t move.

Sirius hauls him bodily from the chair, and strides to the middle of the floor, Remus stumbling behind him. All the desks have been pushed to the walls, clearing a space for dancing.

“First,” he says, loudly, before pausing. “Which dance are we doing?”

“Foxtrot,” McGonagall replies. The purse of her lips makes it impossible to tell if she’s taking the piss or not.

“Close contact,” Sirius continues, as if she never spoke, “is an important aspect of the Foxtrot.”

He pulls Remus against his body, one hand tightly wrapped at his waist, the other extending their encased hands. Winking at James, he dips Remus, ignoring his startled squawk, and kisses him gently on the tip of his nose.

“MR BLACK.”

So I made a thing...

I love this little mini series microfic, it’s amazing, I’m in love.

Jerseys vs Hoodies - Part 6

| Rosekiller microfic | Word count: 871 | Part 5 is here | @krispykidgarden this one’s for you in honor of the fact that finals suck :) |

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Evan doesn’t know what to say.

He’s looking at Barty, who in turn is gazing at him with a soft smile and a questioning look in his eyes. Evan thinks he needs someone to just pinch him, because there is no way that this is real. No way that he poured out his heart to Barty and wasn’t sent away with it in pieces.

No, he hadn’t been sent away at all. Quite the opposite, actually. But that just made it all the more unbelievable.

Evan should say something poetic and romantic, should smile back and kiss Barty and tell him that he wants to try to be something more with him, but all he can do is stare dumbly and say, “Is this real?”

Barty chuckles, and Evan’s heart melts.

“I could pinch you if that would make it feel more believable,” he offers.

Evan laughs and lets his forehead fall against Barty’s chest, shaking with amusement and giddy joy as Barty’s hand smooths away some of his curls.

“Nope,” he says, and can’t believe that this is happening to him, “I think the fact that you just said that did the trick.”

“Good.” Evan can hear the smile in Barty’s voice and looks up to see it resting in place, aimed at him fondly.

“So…” Barty ventures, “what do you think?”

Evan knows what he means without having to ask. Slowly, he says, “I think that we’re two idiots, but two idiots who could be less of dumb if they just kissed. And actually meant it,” he adds as an afterthought.

It doesn’t seem possible, but Barty’s grin stretches even wider as if it can defy all logic.

“That seems about right,” he agrees.

And then his mouth is on Evan’s, nothing else existing except for the two of them sitting in a library and figuring out a whole new way to fit together.

“Evs,” Barty breathes once they finally pull apart, and Evan smiles so wide he feels as though his face may break in half. There’s no way Evan could ever get tired of hearing Barty say his name like that.

“You know,” Barty tries again, “I really think that you wearing my clothes should be a regular occurrence.”

He tugs on Evan’s sleeve, where the fabric hangs a little from being too long, and seems to be slightly distracted as he mumbles, “You look really good in it.”

Evan blushes and swats Barty’s hand away.

“We’ll discuss the details later,” he says breezily, still smiling. “Just don’t ask me to wear your jersey. I think I’ll leave the whole “jersey wearing thing” to Reg.”

He was just joking, but a horrified expression crosses Barty’s face as soon as Evan finishes his sentence. It immediately causes Evan’s heart to fall through his stomach.

“What?” he asks worriedly, his smile long gone.

Barty shakes his head and grabs Evan’s hands, easing his fears slightly. “Rosie, do you know what this means?”

Evan shakes his head, still confused.

“This means that we owe Reg for the start of our relationship,” Barty says, and looks as if he’s seen something truly harrowing.

And suddenly Evan gets it.

“No,”’ he gasps. “We can never tell him, or else he’ll be absolutely insufferable.”

“Too late,” says a voice from somewhere between the stacks of books, and then Regulus is standing at the edge of the table, bag strap looped around his shoulder and looking slightly worse for the wear.

Barty and Evan turn a horrified glance to each other.

“Please tell me that you weren’t here the entire time,” Evan finally says.

Regulus shakes his head, and Evan feels slightly mollified. Only slightly, though, as Regulus then says, “I just came back a little bit ago to come and get you two for dinner, and you looked as though you were having a… moment.” Regulus wrinkles his nose. “Please never kiss in front of me again.”

Barty just grins and slings an arm around Evan’s shoulders, even as Evan’s face turns red.

“No promises,” Barty says, then turns around to peck Evan on the nose. Evan can’t help but smile at him. Regulus makes a sound of disgust.

“I’m going to be sick,” he pronounces, then gestures for the pair to stand up. “Come on. We’re late for dinner.”

Barty sighs dramatically, then stands and extends a hand to Evan.

“Shall we go, sweetie pie?” he asks in a ridiculously sweet manner.

Evan sniggers, “Of course, snookums,” then places his hand in Barty’s and allows him to haul him to his feet.

“I’m leaving now,” calls Regulus, already walking away as Barty tucks an arm around Evan’s waist. Evan never wants it to leave, and somehow, he gets the distinct feeling that Barty doesn’t want it to leave either.

“So, what do you think, Rosie?” Barty murmurs. “Shall I escort you to dinner?”

Evan smiles up at him, taking in Barty’s adoring gaze and lovely dimples. Then, because now it’s a thing he can do simply because he wants to, he tilts his head up and pecks Barty on the lips.

“That sounds lovely, Bee,” he says, then starts off towards the Great Hall.

Barty’s arm doesn’t leave his waist.

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(The End!)

the marauders playing truth or dare-

sirius- kiss the most attractive person in the room

lily- ok but you won't like it

sirius- ????

lily- *kisses Remus*

sirius- uh lily! that's my boyfriend!!

lily- what?? he's the most attractive person in the room!

everyone- *silently shakes head in agreement*

sirius- *absolutely gobsmacked*

remus- *blushing, looking like a mf tomato*

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

star butterfly and mabel pines would absolutely, no questions asked, be the bestest of best friends.

that's it.