This definitely happened when Alexander was arguing with Jefferson-
Washington: Alexander, you can't keep fighting fire with fire.
Alex: Don't worry sir, I'm not.
Washington: *looks at him suspiciously*
Alex: *revealing something from behind his back*
I'm fighting fire with a shotgun
James, after a date with Regulus: hey Pads, what’s up?
Sirius, who just found out about them: YOU BROTHERFUCKER-
I drew Amina and Daisy from Murder Most Unladylike how i imagined them when i read the books. It's not the best, but I quite like it :]] @redbreastedbird
the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.2:
(they're all studying in the library)
Reg- If I shout parkour before jumping off a cliff, can my death be excused as a failed stunt instead of suicide?
Sirius- Reg wtf.
Pandora- Reggie love, we've talked about this.
Moony- hmm idk... let's find out.
Marlene- can I join?
Reg- So a suicide pact?
Moony- no no. a failed stunt pact.
*Reg, Moony and Marlene high five*
You know the best kind of ships?
The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover
- It all began when Regulus skipped a year in potions and was partnered with Lily.
- They didn’t talk much at first. Lily, for one, was afraid of Regulus sharing the same views on blood status as his family whilst Regulus feared Lily would see him as nothing more than his last name.
- Within a month, however, Lily started smuggling muggle books for Regulus to read (he loved all of them.)
- From then forth they were like a house on fire.
- Lily told Regulus about her family and her relationship with her sister. In return, Regulus confessed how much he missed Sirius and longed to join him.
- It wasn’t until Lily saw the scars on Regulus’ body and how sudden sound gave him a violent shiver that she realised he had it just as bad as Sirius did.
- Remus soon started joining them in their “secret library” meetings, where they either splurged on Oscar Wilde and Virginia Woolf or gossiped their way through the day.
- Lily figured there was something between Regulus and James but couldn’t figure it out until she walked in on them making out in the Astromony Tower.
- After that she was their number one shipper and helped keep their relationship a secret (for both Regulus and James’ sake)
- Regulus would secretly hex anyone who called her (or anyone) a mudblood
- Regulus would vent and be sappy about James to lily for hours and in return Lily would tease the living shit out of James.
- Regulus made sure to introduce Lily and Pandora (although he was a little stubborn because of how protective he is of both, he loves their relationship and how much they work together)
So I made a thing...
star butterfly and mabel pines would absolutely, no questions asked, be the bestest of best friends.
that's it.
My random marauders opinions pt.1
Headphones/ earphones
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Remus- wired earphones
Peter- AirPods
James- headphones
Sirius- loud speaker (no headphones)
the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.4: The slytherins edition
Barty- yknow, an air fryer is basically just an easy bake oven for adults...
Pandora- Barty, honey. you know I love you but please stop.
Reg- Don't worry Dora, I'll say what you won't. Barty, if you dont shut the fuck up I'll suffocate you with that pillow.
Dorcas- I mean, he's got a point *shrug*.
Reg- *throws pillows at both of them*
the marauders as shit me and my friends have said:
(at a party)
James- what would be your choice of poison?
Reg- Arsenic.
James- ffs Reg I meant what alcohol?
Reg- your fault for frasing it poorly. anyway, I'll have a vodka and redbull
Marauders, Hamilton, Marvel, Dead Poets society fan, and more :]
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