LOOK BUDDY. I Can Do A Lava Moat. I Can Do A Moat Composed Entirely Of Boiling Acid. With Certain Provisions

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

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Wing Eared Cats Just A Fun Little Doodle. Switching It Up From All Those Detailed Paintings~

Wing Eared Cats Just a fun little doodle. Switching it up from all those detailed paintings~

i like the idea that red hood is to crime alley what daredevil is to hell's kitchen in the dd comics. in the way that:

Jason: *in full red hood gear, walking through an alley* homeless man next to him: hey, todd. how's patrol? jason: *grinning under his helmet* i don't know if you need new glasses---or maybe a memory boost, jimmy---but the todd kid is dead. i, obviously, am not. homeless man: *snickers* yeah sure, sure, jason

Jason: *walking down the street in civvies* passerby: hey! hood! i have some info for you, drug deal goin' on 'round the docks jason: *raises brow* yeah? well, i ain't hood . . . but i'll take that info to him if ya want. he patrols near my apartment passerby: you keep tellin' yourself that, dude

batman: have you seen the criminal Red Hood? crime alley resident: *lighting a cigarette, making continual eye contact with batman* I'm blind. haven't seen anyone batman: *examines the woman* obviously not. you can see me just fine crime alley resident: ya ain't ever heard of selective vision impairment? it's totally a thing batman:

little girl: hey, hood. th' cops were lookin' fer ya jason: hmm. what did ya tell 'em? little girl: t' stick it where th' sun don't shine jason: *high-fives her* i'm going to buy you an entire toy store, kid

There are a few 'Jason Stayed with the All Caste' stories floating around, but I think it might be funnier if an All Hands On Deck situation happened and Talia had to join him in Stabbing Cthulhu, so they dropped Damien off without explanation and Bruce only found out about Jason X months later when Robin II's old 'SOS World Ending Threat' code was entered into a com system somewhere.

Cue Damien crowing "I told you they didn't abandon me, they were preoccupied!"

i do very much like the idea of damian growing up under jason’s influence at the league and thus not giving a shit about being ‘the son of batman’. like he had jason, fuck that old guy who apparently donated sperm. so when talia sends damian to bruce to train so they could go off on other work its less damian being like ‘i am the blood son it is my right to eventually inherit the cowl’ and more like ‘…..:/ man ahki was right. batman aint shit’ and bruce is genuinely just so bewildered hes just ‘what. wait what.’

they’re training in the batcave and bruce is like ‘im going to show you this move on how to non-lethally take out an attacker’ and damian is texting jason from the other side of the room just ‘no thanks. i’ve been taught everything i need to know already.’

‘what do you mean by that’

‘when you run out of bullets, throw the gun into the crotch of whoever is left.’

‘excuse me?’

‘i was also told to say a cool catchphrase every time i cock the gun. ahki gave me a list to memorise.’

‘why do you have a gun’

bruce has no idea who this child is but he’s starting to get concerned about who the fuck raised him before he got to the manor. jason is cackling from 2 continents away

5:57am For The Win
5:57am For The Win
5:57am For The Win
5:57am For The Win
5:57am For The Win
5:57am For The Win

5:57am for the win


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Since The Last Widely Used #tawog Iceberg Was Made By @imaginationstudios8 Nearly Four Years Ago At This

Since the last widely used #tawog iceberg was made by @imaginationstudios8 nearly four years ago at this point I've gone and made my own updated 2025 version with a whole bunch of new and tweaked entries that have been found and/or expanded upon since then!

How many of these did you know about? How many are new to you? Let me know!

and for those who don't know some of them and are curoious to learn more, I have also gone ahead and created a google doc explaining each and every entry on the iceberg! Enjoy!

TAWOG 2025 Iceberg Explained
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2025 Iceberg Explained So, a while back I created this 2025 TAWOG Iceberg, as a long overdue update to ImaginationStudios’ 2020 one. Since

hc that jason todd has an instagram/youtube/tiktok account called gatsbyreviews (named after jay gatsby) where he posts reviews of various fictional media (mostly books). thing is, he always gives the reviews in the tone of a pissed-off drill sergeant explaining something for the third time to a particularly bone-headed group of rookies. so even when the review is positive, he sounds like he's passionately defending it in court. he does all his videos in a hoodie and sunglasses, so his identity isn't clear (especially since any viewers who could have recognized him somehow would know he's, y'know, dead) but the visible scars on the lower half of his face are an endless source of intrigue to people in the comments. someone once asked how tall he was, and he responded with a video of him silently stacking up books until the pile matched his height, then standing next to the pile for several seconds before playing jenga with it and eventually knocking it over, as jenga usually ends up going. another youtuber uses the books to find jason's height (the guy in question is real, his name is shane fanx and he's known as the asian height guy) and when it's revealed that he's fucking 6'3 all his viewers start losing their minds. they talk more than ever about this massive, scarred man with the biteable thighs and passion for literature. he gains thousands of followers overnight, people are thirsting in his comments, and jason's just like "hey wtf have i gotten myself into"

on the bright side, he stops thinking he's the ugliest member of the family. after all, when hundreds or thousands of random people on the internet are thirsting over you without seeing your full face, it's hard to keep thinking you're hideous.

thinking about jason as a kid biting people when hes annoyed. and how he regularly bit dickiebird all the time & w the titans if you sparred w him there was a 100% chance of you being bitten. also if you took the tv remote from him

& then during countdown on cosmic mistakes jason & kyle physically fight regularly in a not serious way that is kind of like play-fighting but they are genuinely pissed off at each other so it’s not very friendly lmao but it helps blow off steam & it just becomes an accepted part of their daily routine. donna has just started to automatically tune it out

& one day jay and kyle are fighting/wrestling and jason RIPS his hood off bc hes had enough!!!! kyle is soooooo fucking annoying punching is not enough jason is going to start BITING!!!!!!!! but kyle sees jason taking his hood off so intensely and hes

hes like.

he thinks. OBVIOUSLY. obviously. jasons fed up with the sExUaL tEnSiOn and he’s going in for a kiss. that this is obviously the start to a heavy makeout

& donna hears the hood clatter on the floor so she looks up. and kyles face. she Knows that smirky face. so she looks at jason like what did i miss??? but!!!!!! she KNOWS THAT FACE TOO!! that is Kid Brother Is Gearing Up To Chomp face. and ohhhhhhh this is going to be hilarious

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

Ok But The Way He's Still Kind Of Getting Outcunted By The Guy On The Left
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