I Feel A Certain Way About Percy Choosing Grover As Quest-mate—even As He Remembered The Prophecy Specifically

Sorry but the consensus song followed by Percy and Anabeth's absolutely confused faces followed by Percy saying our voting system failed had me rolling.

Their acting makes it so funny 😭🤣

Momma didn't raise a quitter. She definitely raised a bitch, but not a quitter.

-Nesta Archeron

Hey, Seaweed Brain. Will you stop calling me that? You know you love it.

It's these posts that raise my expectations so much. Y'all gonna get me killed with this :')

i need the writing room for the last olympian to bring back “hold fast. brave the storm.”

imagine the scene of percy sitting in poseidon’s throne to get his attention. he’s begging poseidon to leave the sea and go to the rest of the olympians to fight typhon. he’s saying everything he can to convince poseidon. he’s begging him to help his family then all of a sudden.

“hold fast, dad. brave the storm that was made to break us for we are unbreakable as long as we have each other.”

“…you really are your mother’s son.”

there would just be something so poetic about bringing that line around in the last olympian.

GUYS ITS HERE. ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE. SHE FINALLY SAID IT. PERCY IS OFFICIALLY SEAWEED BRAIN AGAIN. YESSSSS

Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:

Annabeth exists

I met Annabeth at a camp

Annabeth and I kiss sometimes

Fuck Ares

In another, better world Cassian would be reading all the romances Nesta reads and taking notes just as she does with his war texts, and he would start analyzing the way he communicates because he wants to be like one of these men in these books written by women. So, Cassian starts doing things like he’d expect one of these characters to do and suddenly… Nesta feels a little bit hot every time Cassian’s near. She gets blushy even. Flustered. And Cassian is LIVING for her reactions. 

When we finally make it to confirmed romantic Percabeth and Athena pulls the “I don’t approve of your relationship with my daughter” bs card, we’re going to watch Percy’s war flashbacks in real time a split second before he says the equivalent of “DISRESPECTFULLY, choke” as he proceeds to turn down godhood and launch himself into hell.

It didn’t hit as hard in the books but the tv adaption of the Echidna sequence? Athena punishing Medusa because of Poseidon and then punishing Annabeth because she can’t punish Percy? Percy “Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs” Jackson uno-reversing and pushing her into the arch stairwell because he knows what sort of bullshit is it is to be punished for something you didn’t do by a [step]parent who’s made you desperate for their approval? We haven’t even made it out of book one and Percy has already shown Olympus just how much he does not care about them, but especially when it comes to the safety of his friends.

The Queen of Nothing: a summary

Oak: I never know whether I should use "farther" or "further".

Jude: Farther is for physical distance and further is for metaphorical distance.

Cardan: And "father" is for emotional distance.

Jude: Cardan no-

Vivi: No, no, he has a point.