“barbie was just feminism 101” and look at how people responded to it….i fear we may need to retake the course!
#it was the "thankyou" for me
i was talking to my bf over the phone and it was only when his brother came into the room that we said goodbye. except he accidentally didn't cut the call. and i could hear what he and his brother were saying.
his brother: aap dono kitna baat karte ho, is there anything shanti didi could do that’ll make you break all ties with her?
*silence*
his brother: bhaiya muskura kyu rahe ho this is a genuine question
nitya: muskura isliye raha hu kyunki there’s nothing she could do that’ll make me break all ties with her. yeh ladki mera murder kar sakti hai aur mai use thank you bolunga
his brother: chiiii yaar aap romantic ho gaye mai jaa rha hu
*laughter*
I'M CRYING MERI JAAN I LOVE YOU
it is the law of the universe that you cannot have two consecutive days of a good relationship with your mother
Bhai why in every indian gali we are insulting maa bhen like unhone toh kuch kiya he nhe phir unko kyu aisa bol rahe
the LMAO+ community
i love you unphotogenic people i love you awkward smiles i love you weird angles i love you weird lighting i love you pinterest-inspired outfits i love you side profiles i love you faceless pictures i love you
men will get a bad haircut and make it everyone's problem
“euphoria” is why asians have uniforms you can't change my mind
padmesh paddu🐝
ask brown people to give you a nickname they'll cut it short and add a 'u’ at the end