Gikthegobbo - Gik The Gobbo

*slamming down two textbooks worth of notes*

"Now, let's start at the players handbook."

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

Considering the hyperviolent nature of the Arthurian legend it is based in........ probably wonderland. Book version.

On a scale of Wonderland to Narnia, how delighted would a seven-year-old British girl be to find herself in your fantasy world?

I have unironically needed to tell someone that "concubines are not the solution to everything" more than once this week and I'm now going to go wonder how my life got to this point.

Forgot to show here but I have made a

"Not Safe For work" art of Bg3 characters, by that I mean they are doing things not necessarily appropriate or could end horribly in a office area.

First we have Astarion!

Next Is Lae'zel x Shadowheart!

And Lastly, Karlach!

[Also there might be something if you stare in the background]

Have a lovely day! 🤍

More ATSV as pinterest memes!

To anyone in a "Villain era"

I would just like to inquire why you haven't met the minimum requirements for the title. There is a complete and utter lack of charming and/or comically idiotic henchmen, the amount of remote and impractical lairs I've seen hasn't been so low since Jane Austen was at the peak of her career, there are no outlandish devices, schemes, and plots to take over a specific tri-state area, not to mention technology so advanced it raises the question of why you consistently battle a group of plucky teenagers with superpowers instead of curing cancer or something.

I don't know what kind of sham you think we're running here, but we are professionals, and professionals have standards. We don't give out the title of villain to any moron who sticks up a bank. We would kindly ask you to leave and not return.

some pride month humor for y’all

Need that in my life

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.