Gikthegobbo - Gik The Gobbo

First dnd character: tiefling druid literally raised by wolves because I was like twelve

Newest dnd character: I am the happy goblin boy I make sky go boom for Stronmaus

Shout out to the guy from Jailhouse Rock who decided to not make a break for it so he could fuckin' BOOGIE

I am never going to financially recover from this

Holly berries!

To anyone in a "Villain era"

I would just like to inquire why you haven't met the minimum requirements for the title. There is a complete and utter lack of charming and/or comically idiotic henchmen, the amount of remote and impractical lairs I've seen hasn't been so low since Jane Austen was at the peak of her career, there are no outlandish devices, schemes, and plots to take over a specific tri-state area, not to mention technology so advanced it raises the question of why you consistently battle a group of plucky teenagers with superpowers instead of curing cancer or something.

I don't know what kind of sham you think we're running here, but we are professionals, and professionals have standards. We don't give out the title of villain to any moron who sticks up a bank. We would kindly ask you to leave and not return.

I bite everything that dares come near me

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

the gang's all here!!

The boy

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.