Lebsien.. Lesbian? Lego Citizen? I Require Assistance.

Red the proud loud guy we adore *DID I GET TOO HIGH?* NO SMOKE IT UP MORE!

So gray's in the back hitting back in here, He's puffing out the blunts like Bill the shrill Send home the Gard'nist Green's got weed to unlock the lock in your heart if you please, Now (start) rolling those tapes, Give blue the base

And puffy that fiddigle all over the place

We're in the minimall! Puffin the blunt an' all! We like to smoke it all! Welcome to tally hall!

We're in the minimall!

Puffin the blunt an' all!

We like to smoke it all!

Welcome to tally hall! Can i get a flick? *lighter sound* Click off the switch And we'll ignite the night with a swish Smoking blunts you wanna feel, And the world will disappear, Then you'll be glowing in the dark Lighting up the park

(Revealing that that the hall is the place that aims to please) (With unpredictable trips and some novelties) (So flavorful, so delectable) (Some well-hidden smoke's undetectable!) Like I might rap like that crackhead Jack Take you by the shitters and I'll kick your sack

You didn't think we had the gall? Well fuckin' WELCOME TO TALLY HALL

(We're a home grown tonic) (Non-mechanic) (We're rocking with the all green homies with tonics) (A quick distraction a chemic attraction) (Got a fif'y in the pocket for a blunt?) Rock. Hey ho, don't you know? Its a good old fashioned puffin' show That's right, quite the set We're the marionette quintet (tell me if you can come up with a line for this, I couldn't) We think we're got some in a bag, And we'd love to give you all a tad, (whoo)

We think we're got some in a bag, And we'd love to give you all a tad, (Yarr)

We think we're got some in a bag, And we'd love to give you all a tad,

*Cheering*

Why the hell did i write this

I DONT REMEMBER MAKING THIS HELP ME

#who.... Who is Peter again? Uhh... #Funny

peter practices his evil laughter for his villain arc

i should start doing this

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

currently my favourite genre of limbus memes

pfff

I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

fanart of some very good golf headacanons by @ MeursaultLCB on x

"But sire... The struggle for power shalt render the kingdom a bloody warzone"

I don't care, let me focus on my random obsessions in peace

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS ;_;

I dreamed about a setting where superheroes and villains had these scrunkly appearances and superpowers. There were these two particular supervillains, a man and a woman, who were enemies of Dante from Devil May Cry; they were really good escape artists, so every time they were captured, they always got out quickly. After a car chase, Dante captured the man, who was about to reveal the duo's secret. (This is exactly how much detail the dream went into, you understand.) The dream beat about the bush on actually revealing anything until my alarm woke me up.

I immediately fell back asleep, and then I dreamed about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force. It now had raccoons as a mascot; they were, like, running around acting like people, though I don't think they talked. I found a setting in Steam which changed things back to some "legacy" UI or whatever which the dream had completely made up; this caused Opposing Force to load a sort of "background map" on the main menu, like in Half-Life 2 and its ilk, but the camera was zipping around this location surrounding a 1950's-style diner, where a bunch of gunfire and explosions were happening, raccoons were driving around wildly, that kind of thing. in a way that would probably have been really distracting from the game's actual menu. I had an inordinate amount of difficulty actually getting into the game or changing the settings again or something.

🧀

For you because you are reading this and therefore acknowledging my existence ♥️ happy cheese eating

So a blizzard is....?

The thing about myths is that ultimately they're just made-up stories. There is no such thing as the most real version, as there is no such thing as the most valid shape of a shadow. Light source changes, and it's completely different again. Historical records of different sources are naturally their own thing, but as far as myths are myths, every variation of the same tale is still just as much another valid variation of it. You can just fucking say whatever.

The earth turns cold and dark and fruitless in the winter because Persephone has returned to the underworld to stay with Hades, and Demeter grieves being apart from her daughter. Ice and frost form beautiful flowers in your windows because Persephone is pegging him.