Dmv: Can I Have You Birth Certificate

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

is it mitski depression or is it jack stauber depression

me pretending im sane while making yet another homestuck oc

JDRFGBHRT

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

Then there's Roxy, who woke up at noon and barely manged to type good morning or woke up earlier than everyone else and spammed good morning until everyone is forcefully awoken by the constant chain of notifications 

I swore I'd never sin again...!!!

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS