Santa Deniers On Science-mas Eve Hearing Charles Darwin Evolving Down The Chimney

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

Here’s a random poll since I’m a bit high on pain meds and can’t think of anything better 🥳

Preposterous 

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

All my friends have gone through various different interests in the past 2 years meanwhile I’m still focused on goku

I FORGOT TO POST HTIS HERE😭😭

does anyone have the link to the homestuck dethklok story?

I've looked everywhere and I cannot find it, the world is literally gas lighting me

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

The crime rate in this city is so bad the guy who just robbed you at gunpoint got mugged twice before either one of you left the alley.