Eternals As John Mulaney Quotes:

Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!

Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.

Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.

*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*

Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.

Makkari *blushing*

Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.

Sersi: I have a bad feelings about this.

Ikari: What do you mean love?

Sersi:Don't you ever get that little voice that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Ikaris: That the first time I heard about such a kind thing...

Sersi: Love, that actually explains a lot.

Carol:*kissing Valkiryie*

Loki: See she is a lesbian!

Thor: That’s great lesbian, they get along with geminis.

*in a undercover misson*

Sky: Punch me in the face!

Riven: Punch you?

Sky: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Riven: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext.

Sky: Oh, god sake's.

*Riven punching Sky*

Sky: Ouh..

Riven:*smirks*

Sky: Shit, not like that.

Riven: You told me too punch you!

Sky: Shut up!

Musa: I’m strong and I know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.

Riven: I can vouch for that.

Riven: When I first met you, I didn’t like you.

Stella: Im aware of that.

Riven: But then you and I spend some time together.

Stella: Yeah,and?

Riven: It didn’t get better.

Ikaris:Any questions?

Druig: Yeah, I have one.

Ikaris: What Druig?

Druig: How dare you?!

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..

PUBLIC APPRECIATION TO MY ANIME CRUSHES:

Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.

Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.

Druig: What are you guys talking about?

Ikaris:Nothing.

Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.

Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.

Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.

Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.

Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.