Musa: The food is to hot, i can’t EAT it.
Riven: You’re too hot and I still EAT you.
Musa: *blushes*
Riven:*winks at her*
Flora: One normal dinner, that’s all i wanted...
Ikaris:Any questions?
Druig: Yeah, I have one.
Ikaris: What Druig?
Druig: How dare you?!
*After a shittie mission*
Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!
*Stares at Helia*
Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.
*Hitts accidenttaly the window*
Helia: Oh my god.
Brandon: Geez.
Riven*proud*: Good lad.
Ikaris: I need you.
Sersie: For?
Ikaris: For ever.
Sersie *voice cracking*:Oh...
Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.
Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.
Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.
Stella:*facepalm*
(Sets the kitchen on fire)
Kingo: We need an adult!
Ikaris: We are adults!
Kingo *looking horrified*: Oh..
Sprite: We need and aduliter adult! I'll go get KARUN!
absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚
*The eternals existing*
Phastos: This family wants to make me wanna murder people...
Timmy: Do you remember-
Riven: No.
Timmy: But you didn’t even hear it.
Riven: No, past dosen’t exist.
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*some gir trying to flirt with Riven*
The girl: Oh my god you have insane hair.
Riven: Yeah... One day it’s just went insane, you know my girl loves it.
The girl: I Don’t see her.
Musa: Turn around! Now you see her.
The girl: I Don’t see much.
Musa: Excuse me?
The girl: Oh look, the alfea jacket the school for fairies wannabes.
Musa: You know you wouldn't want to show you’re bitch face there.
The girl: Oh really?
Musa: Really *getting ready to kick bitch ass*
Riven: Ok. Let’s go *lifting Musa and carrying her like a bag of potatoes*
The girl: Look girls she’s afraid.
Riven: Oh no. I'm saving your life.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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