PLEASE!!! 🥺 Someone write this!
harry accidentally drinks a love potion and falls in love with ron
no one notices because harry and ron are just Like That
You've seen this. Danny gets summoned by the JL or JLD and they make demands. Now here's the humorous take, guest starring...
Danny looks at the assembled people outside the summoning circle that bound him to the location
Danny: I will not speak to you without my lawyer present
Superman: Son, that's not how this works
Danny: I will not speak to you without my lawyer present
Constantine: Kid, you can't just ask for a ghost lawyer—
A pink and green portal opens up and out comes a teen wizard with pink robes and green pants
Wizard teen: My client will not be taking questions until we establish exactly why he's being detained
Flash: Who are you?
Wizard teen: Timmy Hartman, his lawyer. Now, shall we proceed or shall I rescue my client from his unlawful detainment?
every eldest daughter deserves to be evil
Spot the difference
Wan!Chuuatsu is so wild and valid like… a man who has gravity manipulation ability is just so distracted by Atsushi he'd rather show off like this
than carefully maneuver them out of the elevator situation
Salty Atsushi for the win lol
How do some people think atsushi is just some uwu innocent soft boy when he's literally so salty
Do they not see this
Draco: *Talking shit like always, loudly in the halls of Hogwarts*
Everyone: *stops to judge him and mocking him quietly*
Draco: And you see, Granger, this is why the sacred twenty-eighth will never lower themselves to marry the likes of you. Only someone boorish and idiotic would, isn’t that right Weasley?
Harry: *gearing up to hex the blond* Malfoy-
Ron: *bored and completely done with conversation* The sacred twenty-eight? Or The Sacred Twenty-eight?
Hermione: Why can I hear the bold, italic, and underline on the second one?
Ron: Well one is the inbred pure-blooded stupidity and the other is the actual True Pillars Of Magic; Sacred Twenty-eight.
Draco: *red with embarrassment* How dare-
Ron: Shut up 18th House, the 10th House is talking. *walking away with his friends to give them an in-depth explanation*
The Slytherin House: *facepalms*
Something about Rarry that I think is just so beautiful is the fact that Ron thinks he needs to be better than his sibling and friends, needs to be better than what he is to be worthy of love, but the very moment Harry Potter, The Chosen One, saw the lopsided smile of the scruffy redhead with dirt on his nose and worn clothes, he loved him like he had loved nothing else. And he never, throughout his whole life, loved anyone in the way he loved Ron.
Ron believed himself unlovable — Harry had never known love until he met Ron, and loving him was as easy as breathing.
So let me get this straight:
You're okay with your children watching murder scenes or worse things in media, but when two boys/two girls kiss is suddenly too much for you.
Do you realize how horrible does that sound?
You prefer your children watching something ilegal and immoral (like yk, killing someone) over letting them watch two persons showing that love has no gender.
Very logical.
Very very logical.
And not inhuman at all.
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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