The Return To The Closelands Begins

Politicians who support KOSA deserve to die a painful death

FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL

I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Norwegian sandwich photo inspiring insanity was not on my bingo card but if it’s puki then yea that tracks

Puki if I see that damn Norway post with the nasty ass bread and meat thing ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go insane

I only posted it twice. Do not blame me for my influence

Aww sounds like the dodgeball of prophecy got your ass. Manifest carefully bestie 💕

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

Starting to feel a little too perceived y’all all have to block me now, it’s the law.

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.

Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.

Body Swaps but its TOLS and SMOLS #1

Hinata x Ushijima

Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*

Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*

Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!

Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*

Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*

Hinata: *jumps*

Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*

Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*

Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*

Have you tried more caffeine? Surely there’s a maximum fast.

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.