This Site Permanently Ruined My Humor And Rewired My Neurons But It’s Unlike Anywhere Else And I Refuse
This site permanently ruined my humor and rewired my neurons but it’s unlike anywhere else and I refuse to leave.
I’ll be scrolling innocently and come across
“robert-pattinsons-favorite-fleshlight just posted
‘The important takeaway is the theme of growth: both emotional and physical which is contrasted by the two protagonists and is CENTRAL to why they later grow apart. While one gains the physical strength they both sought out, he mentally stops growing as evidenced by his immaturity relative to his friend, who struggles with the hard labor they both are forced into. Instead of growing in stature, he mentally is more aware of the societal prejudices they battle and gains a better sense of the world around him, whilst outwardly looking the same as the beginning of their journey, he has left behind his friend from childhood who is mentally trapped in the past and his prejudice that he learned as a child. Furthermore—“
This place has shaped me so much as a person I can pull that kind of nonsense out of my ass on command.
And I’m supposed to just accept that and move on?? Where else would allow this content to exist? And for free?
Wild to think about who I’d be without my brain developing in real time here.
I’m shocked honestly. Wdym that url is available. After Twilight and Batman? Still? Fascinating.
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My blood type? Uhhhh
Red dye 40
Absolutely next level combination of Hot Cheetos con Limón y café con leche. Increíble.
Somebody sedate me
uh oh. yearning's back
Tumblr crazy will come back 4 years later with a post like “hey y’all so actually I don’t care about this topic at all anymore turns out I needed to be on mood stabilizers 💀”
and tiktok is like “so this account that you knew from last year? The one with that one joke who then made merch? Yeah they’ve been jailed for felony tax evasion and are on the sex offenders list now”
Tumblr insanity is practically in the terms of service but tiktok tries to be “the voice of the people” and a “tool for advocacy” so often that you get this righteousness and evangelical approach to social media and misinformation versus tumblrs jokes and meta discourse.
Tumblr knows what it is and who it’s for, tiktok is trying to be the only social media platform and is failing at that.
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt
Tastes EXACTLY
Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.
And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.
Every now and then I think I’ve gotten my posts to pretty much exclusively 1-3 fandoms and then out of NOWHERE I get a spam of likes from someone with the word “everypony” in their bio and
after receiving my 200 points of psychic damage
I’m like… yeah I’m still posting to the hellsite. It happens to us all.
It’s a friendly welcome home almost.
(I have extensive brain damage after lurking on here for over a decade)
Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.
Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".
Forget KageHina
THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG
Aone x Ushijima
Such politeness,
such fluff,
bless these misunderstood boys,
they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,
bara bara everywhere,
I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME
Boku-NO. NO YOU FUCKING DON'T (-san)
Internal Akaashi, every day
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how tf did someone not already have this url omg
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