How'd You Break Your Collar Bone? Did You Try To Catch A Cactus Again: Like You've Never Heard It Before

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

Have y’all… seen this….. proto Sam Riegel…. as Gavroche……

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.

a concept: the mad love episode from batman TAS, but This time harley doesnt suffer

Me going to "check the stock room" at work

Laura and Liam reminisce about their D&D home-game slap fights. Travis pulls up a five-year-old video as evidence. Talks Machina is a very entertaining show.

It's been shown in the UK as well, there are variations of it such as one where a sheep farmer who is shearing his sheep shears his dog. Peak advertising

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Guys 2014 is in two months