Please Watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

Have y’all… seen this….. proto Sam Riegel…. as Gavroche……

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

Ah yes, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

Seriously though, thanks mate 👍

Is your name pronounced Mickey like "Mick-ey" or Mickey like "Mike-y"?? My English isn't great and every time I see your name on posts my brain panics and doesn't know what to do 😂

mick-ee!! like mickey mouse!!

8k Follower Giveaway!!

Hey guys!! Per usual this is where I say how thankful I am to have all of you join me here and how I’m still so surprised and honored that you guys like my content and even me!!!

It always fills my heart with joy and love to interact with y’all and fish over clicks clacks :)

To say thank you I’m holding a giveaway!!

I had a lot planned but a new job and new life schedule is making it a little hard, so I’m sticking with out usual $45 worth of fice from the online store of your choice! )(some restrictions apply).

Giveaway will start Friday March 6th 2020 and end Friday March 13th 2020!!!

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hey guys whats up

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

Laura and Liam reminisce about their D&D home-game slap fights. Travis pulls up a five-year-old video as evidence. Talks Machina is a very entertaining show.

(jester): we made friendship bracelets for you.

(beauregard): i’m not really a jewelry person.

(nott): you don’t have to wear them.

(beauregard): no. i’m gonna wear them forever. back off.

I have straw coloured hair and non crystal eyes the colour of mud, wanna e date?

Does anyone wanna fucking e date I can't handle EVERUONE I KNOW COUPLING OFFF 😭 I literally have naturally blonde hair and crystal eyes the colour of the sea and I run a blog