Like There's A Disconnect Between Farmers And Consumers, How Its Seen As A Commodity, Just Another Product

love in hate nation at two river theater, november 9-december 1, 2019

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

a concept: the mad love episode from batman TAS, but This time harley doesnt suffer

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

they should have hugged🥺

I have straw coloured hair and non crystal eyes the colour of mud, wanna e date?

Does anyone wanna fucking e date I can't handle EVERUONE I KNOW COUPLING OFFF 😭 I literally have naturally blonde hair and crystal eyes the colour of the sea and I run a blog