Excuse me
The tail end of this video, just Madeleine's high note for the last "love run" of the album sends CHILLS down my spine, I want to inject this video into my bloodstream
Every time I listen to Battle Cries I have an existential crisis on whether I should sing Joey's part or Madeleines part
I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't
THAT part of New York Torch Song
I did it with Jaskier, it's only fair I make a Geralt one
Which Geralt are you today?
Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in
Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?
Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early
Alec Hardy and his sad brown puppy eyes
Broadchurch | 1.01
New York Torch Song SLAPS
She/They Asexual fandoms: The Witcher/The Amazing Devil/Sleep Token Wattpad/Ao3/Tiktok/Insta: Marvel_4_life7 writer/editor/general shitposterNo negativity please, this is a safe space :D
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