How It Feels To Be The Only Slightly Alt One At The Family Function

dawg i’ve been disassociating so bad all day 🥀🥀 i was in my a&p class and genuinely idk came back to reality and did NOT know what i was doing wdym i have scissors in my hands who gave me these ‼️‼️ what the fuck… i’m locking in now tho trusttt shit was wild tho ngl

TOUGH LUCK BY LAUFEY FUCKKKK YES HOOD CLASSIC THIS SONG IS SO PEAKKK??? I LOVE MUSIC LIKE THIS YES FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND HATE HIM DUMP HIM KILL HIM WITH A BRICK EXPOSE HIM FOR CHEATING IN UR NEW SONG YESS AND YHE BRIDGE?? YHE BRIDGE IS SO FIRE

i want my titties pierced so bad bruh but i CANT bc i’m a stupid MINOR wth it’s not like adults haven’t seen these mfs before,,it takes two seconds this is so unfair 🥀🥀

whoever buys me a new iphone 13 mini battery gets head!!!! please!!!

bc why is it a hot 7:40am and i’m already at 77%. i took it off the charger at 100% AT LIKE 6:30?!???? this can’t be right….

bruh it’s 9am and i’ve already finished all the nyt games what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day 🥀🥀

me when i agree to go to a concert of an artist i stopped listening to a year ago so now i have to relearn all of their music within 5 months UGHHHH SO MUCH WORK

hello hello. list of things i love in life bc. why not

when you're tanning and the sun is beaming down perfectly

those cabbage white butterflies that show up around now (they remind me of NC)

creeks in forests that have itty bitty fish in them

the laughter after you've said smth funny

when someone's eyes light up when you ask them abt smth they like

cats chittering at birds through windows

hot chocolate after playing in the snow

picking flowers and putting them in your hair

smiling at someone you know from far away

the sounds of seagulls at the shore

when an outfit comes out exactly as you planned it and you feel great

jumping off boats into lakes

turning over rocks and seeing cool bugs

walking home with a great song playing

getting under a warm blanket after a long day

sandwiches with chips between the deli meat so every bite is crunchy

holding a warm cup of tea/coffee in your hands

hearing someone's voice after you haven't heard it for a while

putting on makeup with a fun song playing

the sound of jewelry clicking together

waking up after a nap and feeling well rested

noticing your features in the mirror and loving how you look

diving underwater and hearing nothing but your heartbeat

looking up at a full moon or the stars

sitting around a bonfire late at night and going to bed smelling like smoke

getting complimented on something you wouldn't have noticed yourself

singing badly with someone and laughing wildly

looking out the window as the plane takes

swinging super high on the swings

searching for someone in a room and realizing they were looking for you too

the taste of cold tap water

lying on a trampoline and just relaxing

running into the ocean for the first time in summer

when you catch a fish and take it off the hook and your bait is still there

going downhill on a bike really fast

blah blah blah bitch says nothing and everything all at once

i’ll say i like true crime and ppl look at me like i’m insane. no i don’t like the kind thats like “omg i want to fuck the murderer!! omg soooo interesting listen to me yap abt this brutal murder while i do my grwm!!” i like the kind that’s respectful of the victim and explains things with empathy. it’s not that difficult like hello someone died why are you acting like it’s highschool gossip

me when i complete a successful function and become closer w my friends whilst doing it. big win for alan i only fumbled like one social cue and also i laughed for at least 6 out of the 7ish hrs i was there SO PEAKKKK i have awesome friends holy shitballs

god didn’t make me a man bc he knew that if i was one i’d be a male manipulator performative clairo listener matcha drinking thrift addict and too many of those is harmful to the ecosystem