I wish more of you folks would remember that your trans stereotypes are not the trans stereotypes of society at large.
The stereotype of trans girls as hackers with cat ears and knee socks is our thing. Joe Christianity, who watches Fox News and complains about woke, thinks of Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs and Mr. Garrison from South Park.
you should be able to call into work if you get a story idea. like i’m really sorry i can’t come in today im going to need 72 hours off to cope with my visions of This Guy
Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…
[Oxford Photovoltaics]
phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:
- you should kill yourself
- i'm going to kill myself
- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now
- do you get off to this or something
- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public
- bark like a dog. your below me moron
theyre so pretty..,.,... i love shar
guys can you BELIEVE my professors rejected this illustration of litle sharks for my college project i am devastated
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
steam sale:
$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!
The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45
self reflection
a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone
what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare
if you pet a girl enough you can watch her brain leak out her ears
I dont have tumblr sorry
we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means
me: I triple dog dare you t-
the puppygirl: triple dog?
me: no I just-
puppygirl: where triple dog
me: it's just a turn of ph-
the ol' P-girl: I'll get the cuck chair
me: we don't have a c-
pupmaxxing girlmoder: awoooo
Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up
idk if this is a contreversial take or not but i think that the ideal internet experience is being able to remove specific things (triggers, nsfw, gore) if you truly dont want to see them but overall being also shown things you aren’t interested in. i think one of my fave things about tumblr is seeing like 50% of my dash be about fandoms im not in, bands i dont like and quotes from books i dont want to read rather than this endless feedback loop of tiktok showing me ‘exactly what i want to see’ in a trap to keep me online as long as possible and blind to communities outside of my own. i want a mix of curating my own experience and a healthy dose of content i don’t already know i want to see, yknow?
treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries
guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum
i need a job so bad
cat cafe but instead of cats they have autistic trans catgirls to cuddle with
robot girl that plays a little song like a washing machine after you fuck her real good
i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often
transfem who desperately wants to be pinned down and dominated: hey bro i bet i can beat you in a fight