caapii

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(trying to compliment a rich person)

i went to the bank and everyone there knew you

today's bug thing is this crocheted baby tarantula!

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

Guys 2014 is in two months

got his ass, now roast him

yes…ha ha ha…YES!

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

Pest control guy: Have you looked into getting a mouse trap yet?

Me: I'm pretty sure that's a slur but yeah I've done extensive research on femboy mice

nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

just saw someone with fag in their username claiming it's bad to say retard even if you are learning disabled. webbed sight

i genuinely fear that i may be a dog

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

augh i can beso normal about this

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

you can lead a horse to water, teach it to fish, and then look into its mouth

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke