I'm On Chapter 33 Oh! Darling And Istg If Ian Leslie Doesn't Mention The Oh! Johnnys I'm Going To Riot.

Aw dammit I just found out about the SS Wincest. Time to save my next 90 paychecks.

It suddenly occurred to me that Crowley's house plants probably remind him of the garden of Eden. 

Oh yeah! In my grubby little hands 🙌🏻🤣

My forever favorite OTP

The World Famous Nerk Twins

Coming Soon to a Bed Near You!

before work

inspired by a pic my friend sent weeks ago

Cat pic for the cat people out there. All five were rescues, my daughter and her friend grabbed the grey one at the top from a gas station when she was drinking out of the blue washer fluid/water near the pumps. I'm fine with pedigree cats too, though, no hate. 😊

My Unhinged Theory That Paul Is a Liar and Actually Instigated the Fateful Meeting Between John and Himself

I will open this tinhat tirade with an invitation to absolutely rip me to shreds with hard facts and discredit the ever loving shit out of this post. Please, please prove me wrong. Please let this be just the insane chain linked events that my mind has conjured all on its own. I only ask that you review the evidence (albeit based on personal anecdotes rife with their own inherent bias) and my own interpretation based on my (woefully limited) knowledge of one Paul McCartney. If you dare to get into this crazy hellhole, then please read on…

tl;dr Paul went through hot girl summer and then scammed Ivan into introducing him to the hot Teddy Boy he kept seeing around.

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The Dutch Bros brorista asked me if I wanted a straw, then handed me one saying, "I gave you a blue straw to match your blue car." ☺️😄

One reason I'm convinced that Paul absolutely knows that Now and Then was written for him is that if it had been another "ohhhh Yoko" then he wouldn't have clutched it to his heart every night for the past 30 years as he fell asleep until Peter Jackson swooped in like an angel to bring it to life for him.