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here's how post time-skip hopscotch can win

HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT

Mutual 1: guys I talked to the girl at my work today!!! And I killed her boyfriend but don't mind that.

Mutual 2: mmm I need human flesh but this LOSER won't give me DEAD PEOPLE

Mutual 3: free root canals!!! Stop by my office (I won't hurt you)

Mutual 4: about to get married!!! I feel so alive!!! 🥰😍

Mutual 2 again: give me your blood

Mutual 5: [picture of giant plant next to a guy] autism be dammed my boy can grow a plant

Mutual 6: shaa booop shaa dooop

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

and then everyone clapped

Imagine..

Little Shop of Psychological Horrors

OMG GUYS A BULDING NEAR ME EXPLODED BECAUSE IT CAUGHT FIRE AND IT SUPPLIED NITROUS OXIDE???

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS REFRENCE????

Translation

B: What are you doing dressed like that?! You look like a girl!

L: I'm a pretty girl?

B: Well uh... You're beautiful

Extra!!!

Ey yo igual quería aportar al ship :^

Sorry, tenía que hacerlo ✨

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

small joys: waking up to the sound of rain, endless hugs, buying myself fresh flowers, discovering new music, pretty sunsets, laughing until my tummy hurts, slow mornings, long showers, random acts of kindness, crawling into bed after a long day, driving w the windows down, discovering words for feelings you never knew existed :)

Made an AU while lokey dying.

Play Fortress 2

It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.

Loadouts!:

Scout(6)- little league baseball bat

Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)

Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))

Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum

Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists

Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets

Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet

Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot

Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)