Okay Real Talk: Fish Lady 100% Killed That Goldfish Herself By Putting It In That Sad Tiny Bowl

the fact that I got Alternate Universe with an unhappy ending while my two least favourite genres are au's and angst is not only ironic but also a great description of how my life's going atm

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that post about the different sexualities is for real. that's why i call myself queer cuz like it feels like it changes from day to day lol.

Right! Like one day I‘m looking at a pic of Sebastian Stan and I‘m like „goddammit I‘m straight“ and then the next I‘ll see a movie with Emilia Clarke and I just know I‘m not straight anymore lmao

I think I‘ll just settle for „labels are weird, if you‘re hot, you‘re hot“

I READ TENDOU INSTEAD OF TOORU I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT LIKE HELL YEAH CRACKSHIP LEts gO

Iwaizumi: Look, we have something to announce

Tooru: We're officially dating

Matsukawa: Wh-

Hanamaki: Hah! We already knew!

Matsukawa: We did?-

Hanamaki: In fact, we're dating too!

Matsukawa: WE ARE?

So I had the urge to draw some college!oikawa after watching the latest episode aaand... This is the result :3

Ok but Iwaizumi is such a legit ace. 

Why:

1. Crazy awesome receives (those saves during the Karasuno match in season 2 where he was diving all over the court)

2. Vice captain: who even keeps the captain going (remember those end credits?)

3. Great serves: Ukai specifically said that they needed to limit Oikawa (who has the craziest serves) and Iwaizumi’s serves because they were so powerful

4. Keeps up the spirit of the team: when they lost a point but then he scored and told them that it nullified that lost point (then the coach said that he gave them back their fighting spirit)

5. only one who can keep Kyoutani in check (much to Oikawa’s chagrin)

6. Powerful spikes (on par with Japan’s top aces)

7. Technique/knowledge: when he spiked the ball between Koganegawa’s arms (like woah)

8. Motivational speeches: like the nullification one, but especially to Oikawa because his speeches always seem to flip a switch inside of him (the team with the better six is stronger…/someone who can’t see the opponent standing right in front of him..)

Watching AoT with my mom Part 3

Okay okay so we finally reached the last episode and after she's ranted about how damn annoying Gabi is for like 15 minutes (lmao btw) I told her there were some extra episodes about Levi if she was interested, because she's been talking about him a LOT since Erwin last showed up. Here's the conversation that followed:

her: "Leroy? Ah, no, LEVI? Oh! YES! My favourite!!"

me: "I thought you liked Erwin the most?"

her: "Erwi- is- is he the? The titan boy? The annoying one?"

me: "lmao no that's Eren. I mean the scouts commander...?"

her: "Oh, yeah. He's good. I want the Leroy episode. I like him more. Him and Mikasa."

(and yes, she pronounces Mikasa exactly like the dudes from A Slap on Titan I can't even)

Bandit, talking to Merlin and the knights: We have the King of Camelot. Give us ten thousand pounds and he will be returned to you unharmed

Arthur: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand pounds?

Bandit:

Arthur: MAKE IT ONE MILLION--

Merlin: ARTHUR STOP

Well Kageyama, looks like you’ve been exposed

I just had a thought.

In episode five of Good Omens 2 Aziraphale reminds Shax his bookshop is a former outpost of heaven and therefore an embassy which they cannot enter. Shax retaliates by reminding HIM that he‘s an outcast, so technicalities don‘t exactly stand that firmly anymore. And while the demons were not actually able to enter the shop on those grounds, one of the shopkeepers did actually end up getting hurt (regardless of whether he was put back together or not).

I just thought, maybe Aziraphale was so willing to go back to heaven because he thought he‘d give humanity more security this way?

In the end, his decision to go back, to break Crowleys (and his own) heart was solely based on the hope to change things for the better - not for heaven or hell exactly if you ask me - but for humanity. He knew if he‘d run off with Crowley humans would‘ve been at the total mercy of heaven and hell and, let‘s face it, that‘s not the brightest future to have.

So while I absolutely agree he‘s beyond naïve in thinking he could actually change things, it‘s also the only choice he could‘ve realistically made. Because every other would‘ve meant to choose his own happiness over the survival of the world. And that would’ve just very much not been in character for him.

I can absolutely not believe my first ever gay ship is competing against one of my newest favourite gay ships in a final of gay ships.

I don‘t even mind who wins or looses, I‘m just absolutely delighted about who the finalists are lmaooo

(and not to mention - the man, the legend, Neil Gaiman himself commented on this makes this post certified iconic) lol that aged poorly af

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

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