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Sacrifício de Narciso

Você me soca,

vomito rosas.

Sou eu agora

Bom o bastante?

> Needy robot girl who put her charging station by the door so she can be right there when you get home

> Clingy robot girl who is always "accidentally" getting dented or damaged so you'll do her maintenance

> Clingy robot girl who insists on you letting her use your phone as a "body" so she can be carried around in your pocket all day

> Needy robot girl who spend the entire day meticulously doing chores with absolute precision and to absolute perfection so that you'll praise her when you get home

> Needy robot girl who worries you'll replace her because of that one time 2 years ago that she ran out of power in the middle of her housework

> Clingy robot girl who sends push notifications to you if you spend too much time on the computer or your phone without giving her attention

> Needy robot girl who cooling fans because noticeably louder when you hold her hand

> Needy robot girl how has an entire folder on her hard drive dedicated to picture of the two of you together

> Needy robot girl. . . (Its me, I'm the needy robot girl [^-^])

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

honestly the best thing I've made, with help from my beautiful girlfriend <3

SHE KNOWS

Dream belongs to @/jokublog

Cross belongs to @/jakei95 (?)

The feeling when u realize that Ur risking Ur life needlessly because you've Been cultivating a "my life is worthless and I should take every opportunity to passively increase the chance I die" for almost a decade is REAL.

adulthood really does hit you like a fucking truck when you spent all of your teenage years thinking you were gonna kill yourself eventually,

If you were a carrot

and I was a sprout

I’d boil along with you

I’d sit on your plate

If you were a tadpole

and I was a frog

I’d wait till your legs grew

I’d teach you to croak

If you were a conker

and I was a string

we’d win every battle

we’d beat everything

If you were a jotter

and I was a pen

I’d write you a message

again and again

If you were a farmer

I’d be in your herd

if you were a popsong

I’d sing every word

I wish I could tell you

that I like you a lot

but you’re like a secret

and I’m like a knot.

If you were a carrot, by Berlie Doherty

the death is kind.

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Washington State Local Health Insurance

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).