If all dementors looked like this...
who would say no to going to Azkaban?
Lucius: I’m old.
Draco: ...
Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”
Draco: But you are old father.
Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: 🤤
Sane Person: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby
One day I’m going to get a black dog and name it Padfoot.
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
You hate her more than Voldemort.
Why my mom thinks I like green:
The actual reason I like green: