I Know Nothing About Castlevainia But I Worship The Blond He's So Pretty

i KNEW what the link was and i still pressed it out of some deep rooted fear

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?

What's the difference

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

My brothers just had an argument over if our mum is a vegatable

WIP Wednesday 

I was tagged by @madneyfiles

“Sorry but you don’t get to tell me what to do.”

Bobby already ripped him up a new one when he found out what Buck had done. Eddie didn’t get to do it too. Eddie made a noise of discontent as he stepped into Buck’s office, closing the door behind him with a something a little close to a slam that had Buck tossing off his glasses so he could glare up at Eddie properly. 

A simple thank you would suffice but apparently that wasn’t what he was getting. Not judging by the downward twist of Eddie’s lips and the heat smoldering the anger in his eyes. 

“Oh yeah?” There was a mean edge to the tease in that drawl that made the heat in Buck’s skin flush hot and not in the good way 

Eddie was poking him, prodding for a fight that Buck wasn’t interested in giving him. Not when he would've made the same choice every time. Buck pressed the button on his desk that frosted out the windows and made his office soundproof so that all of Q-Branch didn’t have to hear Eddie and him fighting before he stood up. He rounded his desk and met Eddie toe to toe, ignoring the stutter of his heart against his chest when he caught the purpling bruise on Eddie’s cheekbone. 

“When it comes to your safety and getting you home then I’m going to do everything I can to protect you.” 

Buck had said something along the same lines to Bobby but there was something different that time when it was with Eddie. The words felt raw in his throat, cracked and fractured for anyone to see if they looked closely enough. He knew what he did was impulsive. He knew that he exposed himself in a way that went against protocol. 

But Buck wasn’t about to be bullied for the choice he made because he would do it again in a heartbeat. 

“Just mine?” Eddie asked, his mouth still tight but something softening in his expression that Buck wanted to lean into and never let go. 

The heat against his palm surprised him and Buck didn’t even realize he’d lifted his hand to settle against Eddie’s chest until he felt the low murmuring thump of his heart. A knot twisted in his throat, choking off the rest of his anger and burning away the lingering panic that he he’d been holding in his chest for days now. 

“They…” Buck breathed and tried to blink away the hot pressure building up behind his eyes. No. It was just the adrenaline. The adrenaline and the fumes. He stared down hard at Eddie’s chest where his heart was beating against his palm. “They touched you.”

Eddie’s hand curled around Buck’s wrist. “Lots of people touch me, Buck.” 

The flippancy made the anger sizzle in the back of Buck’s throat and he clawed his hand into a fist, twisting the fabric of Eddie’s henley with his fingers. He shook his head, sniffing again so he could shove back the tears and the worry and everything else he didn’t know how to identify without doing some serious soul searching and he would rather stick a laser in his eye, thanks. 

I'm going to tag @lovebuck @renecdote @homerforsure @mellaithwen @annabethwrites and @bigfootsmom

Day 8: Your Favourite LGBTQ+ Book - I couldn’t possibly choose just one!

My mother brought kiwis home and I was eating one and mentioned how i like kiwis but they always hurt my tongue and long story short im allergic to kiwi

not gonna stop me from eating them

and of course the masked killers murder style of choice is injecting his victims with a syringe full of heroin

Don't ask about this weird process, it's probably because I was down a BuzzFeed unsolved and Ghost files rabbit hole.

I've been thinking though if there was a horror movie that Ryan and Shane were in it would start with them investigating a haunted location. Suddenly, they would be separated and can only communicate via walkie talkies as Ryan faces actual ghosts and Shane against a masked serial killer (things that are their own nightmares).

And as they survive the night it leads to the other thinking they were facing off against the same threat as them...just to end the movie on the joke of them bickering because they don't believe the other

Shelf-Confidence Book Photo Challenge

February 18 - Favorite Color 💙

Here, have some ACTUALLY queer books to read if you too were disappointed by the supernatural finale

(links will take you to Bookshop, which supports independent bookstores instead of am*zon!)

This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone: scifi novella about time agents on the opposite side of a war who discover free will through love

The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune: domestic dads and their found family of monster kids (including the literal antichrist), with a side of rebelling against an oppressive government

The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater: if you’re on book tumblr at all you know this one, but this has the deeply Catholic repressed gay and traumatized bisexual you’ve been waiting for

In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan: chaotic bisexual who ends up in a magical world and won’t stop being snarky about it, with a YEARS long friends to lovers slowburn

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland: zombie killing Black girls in post Civil War America; author is a spn fan and this book definitely has the Feel, but with 500% more women, characters of colors, and queer people

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell: chosen one who falls in love with his evil vampire roommate; more drarry than destiel, but its sequel Wayward Son (I know) has that Americana feel

Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas: trans boy who’s trying to prove that he’s a brujo accidentally summons a ghost and they solve a murder while falling in love

The Weight of the Stars by K. Ancrum: soft scifi with two girls listening for radio signals from space, found family rights, a love story that feels appropriately epic

Are You Listening? by Tillie Walden: graphic novel about two women road tripping across Texas and healing from trauma, with some fabulism and a cat

Like a Love Story by Abdi Nazemian: I’m just gonna leave this one here for everyone who’s still hurting from Twist and Shout