Ok What About This Then? 🧐

Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

omg i didn’t realize that it was Joel’s ship but it makes sense and is cute ☺️

Absolutely OBSESSED with @cydanite 's olm lizzie design.

10/10 would give a mackerel to the long girl

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Oh I know that anime

A lazy prince is suddenly thrust into power, he constantly tries to push his work on to others or find ways to get out of working but his laziness is continually misconstrued into genius and revolutionary ideas.

I thought of a hilarious situation for Hermes what if Joel one day choose to mess with jimmy by leaving Hermes in tumble town forced jimmy to be a babysitter or something 

well turns out that Hermes because of the dolls Joel makes ends up being very receptive to all the cowboy things Jimmy let’s him do to keep him happy while he’s there 

And joel doesn’t know it but it at first but there are consequences for the huge mistake he inflicted upon himself 

because in doing that because when Hermes goes home he now wants to be a cowboy 

and nothing Joel does gets him to stop the experience changed him now he always wears his hat that Jimmy made him and throws tantrums when someone try’s to take it and refuses to go anywhere if he doesn’t have the hat on 

he turns into one of those kids that’s obsessed with a movie so he watches it over and over again and who’s parents are also forced to watch it or a kid with a special interest in wild west and he never stops talking about the topic 

Hermes loved the dessert and him and his father can make rain storms so he doesn’t like the rain any more so he starts claiming to be the god of cowboys

when he gets older and he develops a unique domain he officially becomes the god of deserts and oasis’s patron of explorers and pioneer a guide to those looking to start journeys and facings trials 

I was think that if there was a Steven stand in for the Gemcyt au it would be someone that has ties to both hermit craft and empires 

The candidates are Scott false gem and pix

but I guess since the au is mainly life smp it would be some that was in all three

If we’re only looking at people that are in all three smps then Scott or gem would be the best options because they are in all

but I think pix being the most diplomatic is the best choice if you’re looking for the most fitting personality out of the four

But it doesn’t have to be someone that is in all three @scrimblescromble made a post suggesting Hermes as the Steven figure and I think that is a good idea or at least having Hermes in the au is a good idea 

In my past post I wrote that sausage took some time to grow attached to the earth and I think that when sausage was with the crystal gems leading up to him contacting the diamonds he befriended a human kid that along with bubbles was the main reason for him finally decided to defect 

After he defected sausage moved back into the cave with gem and fwhip (the cave is were the reformed homeworld gems live like how lapis and peridot live on the farm) 

He would visit Hermes still and Hermes was unofficially adopted by crystal gems specifically sausage and joel and Lizzie 

Pix was a wreck making sure the three gems knew how to properly keep a human child alive also he was the one that ended up home schooling Hermes and teaching morals and being responsible

pix is the Greg of the au but he is more involved in gem problems and in Hermes education

In beginning jimmy was really jealous of Hermes because he’s used to being the youngest 

Like amethyst after Steven came along 

He acted like a jealous only child that got a new baby sibling only here he is a brother to the parents and not Hermes so an he’s an uncle figure 

so his situation is similar to yuri from spy x family only without the incesty vibes and he has nothing against the husband 

Lizzie was his diamond and big sister figure for the longest Time and still is but now that things are changing he has a hard time adjusting 

But just like amethyst he learns

inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @scrimblescromble

if you have multiple hcs, go with your fave or the one you have the most reasoning for

i'll go first with the objectively correct order: pearl oldest because Vibes, jimmy as the middle child because he's the punching bag (canary), grian as the youngest because of his chaotic gremlin energy

rb with your reasoning (read: propaganda) in the tags!

hazbin hotel headcanon Sir Pentious and redemption

I’ve been seeing some fans speculating that it will be revealed that Sir Pentious lost his memories and at first I wrote it off because if he forgot about his time at the hotel then all of his progress would be erased 

But it would make a lot of sense if when a sinner is redeemed they manifest in heaven with memory loss 

Because I refuse to believe that in all of hells history not one of the millions of souls got redeemed until Sir Pentious

So i think that there has been many citizens of hell who have gone to heaven but because they were no names who didn’t remember ever going to hell nobody noticed 

Martyns deal is that he’s a listener so it’s tempting to give him super hearing but in this au the listening aspect of his power are not him listening but instead others listening

he can enhance sounds that are not his own

so clapping or shouting won’t work he needs an object to make the sound for him and he has to be touching it

his power is that he can control the loudness of the sound that results from him taking an object and hitting it against another object

he has wood pecker wings get it wood

he has an ability that is useful but not in combat