Soooo instead of working on finals last night, I wrote a Mega Man fanfic where Roll tries to figure out if she’s gay! I’m really proud of this one, give it a read if you can!
You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.
one time I was at a gaming convention when, all of a sudden, miyamoto came up to me and whispered into my ear, “Samus’s cock is canonically eight inches and thick. Try to tell them, they’ll never believe you.”
metroid is about isolation
but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet
and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand
and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time
and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural
and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you
metroid is about love actually
“If you kill me you will be just as bad as me” the dark lord said to the hero preparing to strike them down. The hero pauses, puts down their weapon and says “You’re right, I won’t kill you. But you are going to wish I did very soon.”
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.
This extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
Edit 1: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder.
Edit 2: Further Re-iteration on the wording and format edits.
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
“you- you betrayed us!!! All for these good for nothing creatures!? WHY!?!” Your commander screams at you in complete disbelief on how you could have any reason to betray your people, you then pull out a list that comically unfolded a few feet “where do I fucking start!!!”
on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)