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You’re a villain, but you typically hold back. You’re into villainy for a quick robbery, or just some laughs. But not any more. Today is the day to show them that making you mad is a BAD idea.
An organisation believes they have captured an interdimensional traveller. In reality, they could leave at any point, but they sit through it because the “interrogations” are the most fun they’ve had in eons.
noooo insecure tgirl. resist the siren song of the oversized hoodie. get them cute lil tiddies out for the rest of us to admire.
one time I was at a gaming convention when, all of a sudden, miyamoto came up to me and whispered into my ear, “Samus’s cock is canonically eight inches and thick. Try to tell them, they’ll never believe you.”
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
HEY <3 I'm gonna give this another shot. One of my best friends @fangymutt is struggling and has been delt a bad hand & I wanna help out. So! If you DM me with proof you've donated at least $20 or over, along with a reference for your character, you'll get a sketch from me. Thank you very much, you can donate here if you're interested.
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Soooo instead of working on finals last night, I wrote a Mega Man fanfic where Roll tries to figure out if she’s gay! I’m really proud of this one, give it a read if you can!
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A fisherman and a mermaid have lifelong, playful game: whoever catches the most fish gets to keep them. Then one day the fisherman dies and his son comes to continue the game.