at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
metroid is about isolation
but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet
and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand
and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time
and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural
and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you
metroid is about love actually
What if The Slayer didn't arrive in time to stop the ritual binding the heart of Mateo (Valen's son) to the Icon of Sin. But instead of the Icon wreaking havoc, it begins to claw at its own a face. Its roar sounding more like a wail. Mateo's soul is fighting for control, for all Argenta are born with the will to fight.
The Slayer's role becomes not to kill the Icon outright, but to land blows when the Baphomet's soul takes over. Giving Mateo the advantage.
When the battle is over, only Mateo remains. Proving his soul was more pure than Baphomet was corrupt. His will, with the Slayer's help, is greater than that of the Khan. Mateo uses the Icon's body and his newfound might to aide the Slayer in further trials...
And, eventually, reunites with his father.
There's a distinct image in my head of Valen standing before the massive head of the Icon. A hand resting on its muzzle as it rumbles; an earth shaking purr.
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“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”
every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree
I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.
Choose from one of my reductive nuance-free options or else
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What the fuck
it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3