Ahhhhhhh, The Roman Empire, One Step In The Right Direction For The Gays But 20 Steps In The Wrong Direction

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

When was someone going to tell me about the Italian Barty Crouch Jr. tag on ao3. Or just Italian Barty in general.

I'm dead. I'm gone. This is everything I will ever need.

Join me in the beauty that is Italian Barty.

As a chronic Rosekiller shipper, I feel like I've won 🏆

I have won one over the lord of angst.

(This was not an invitation to try but would readily have some hurt/comfort rosekiller. Pretty please parent.) 😍 😘

Rosekiller is the only ship I'm not psychically able to make good angst about. I love those silly boogers and they bring me weird comfort, okay? Ace Evan and hypersexual Barty are my life atp.

The only angst with these two is hurt/comfort for me and that does not count as Angst. Angst has to break 😩

This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull

Oh yes, definitely. I still haven't really recovered from that bomb of a hc

...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?

I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.

So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.

Just mpreg Remus, where instead of a human 9-month pregnancy, it's the length of a wolf, which is roughly 2 months, or a werewolf, which is around 3 months. No matter how you look at it, everyone is going to be collectively losing their shit. Just picture the chaos.

You can not tell me that the James look alike wasn't the shortest pregnancy out of them all. They were ready to be apart of the world yesterday. Definitely a premature baby even by Remus' wack pregnancy schedule like only a month and a half and caused Remus the most trouble out of any of them other than the Sirius look alike. He almost swore off getting pregnant again if it wasn't for the fact that he fell pregnant with the Peter look alike and it was the smoothest pregnancy he'd had.

Moonwater always pretending and denying that Barty isn't their third, like they don't dominate the hell out of him in bed every other night, like Barty doesn't sit between them in the great hall, like Barty isn't asleep between them while Regulus and Remus read late into the night, like half the time Barty isn't sat in Regulus' lap during their classes.

It's a soft, toxic relationship because they never deny Barty affection (have kissed him in front of multiple people) they just deny that they are in a relationship with him.

Thinking about how Regulus would be obsessed with eating a trans remus out. If he was aloud too, he would spend hours between his thighs, and he's pretty sure he'd just have to ask, and Remus would let him spend hours down their.

Y'all, what happened to Emmeline Vance, or however her name is spelt, like did we just up and forget about her existence, like I swear she use to be in marauder fan fiction but she just up and dipped. 😭😭

Justice for Emmeline ✊️