Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I see your "character with rose-colored glasses so all red flags just look like flags," and I raise you:
Character with rose-colored glasses so all flags look like red flags
Imagine if spells could be cast to inflict you with any symptom, not just those of physical illnesses
Like, screw 'coughing fit' or 'fainting spell,' give me
Hocus pocus, leaping locust,
I cast curse of hyperfocus!
Or
Tic tac, bric-a-brac,
I hex thee: Panic attack!
- Finds out my nemesis has a peanut allergy
- Puts peanut oil in my water bottle
- Goes to meet nemesis
- Confesses love
- Drinks peanut oil
- Kisses them
- I've think I've won
- Plot twist
- They planned this
- They aren't allergic to peanuts
- And now we're dating
- Oh shit
Considering Meiste is being written from a 1st person limited point of view (that POV being Izi’s exclusively) I think it would make more sense if it felt like he were naming the chapters, himself.
I.e. Chapter 1: That was Where it All Started
(Henceforth, I’ll use X to denote a digit of unknown value)
Chapter XX: Ruining my Own Coronation
Chapter XX: Odapir City is a Crazy Place
Chapter XX: The Big Lie, Revealed
Chapter XX: Look Who Came Crawling Back for More
Here are some examples of chapters names I’ve come up with!
- Break you out of your shell
- A plot to make the girl happy again
- Yesterday is a memory we can't all forget
- Regret is something we get over by doing
Lets hear some more unique chapter names!