Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
You don’t bite down you bite up
the falsettos modern au is just
whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘
marvin: okay
and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.
and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.
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