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Why Did I Do This - Blog Posts
that one time that I got so pissed at cartman in a South Park character ai 😭😭
That one time I did a completely impromptu art study using random screenshots from Ghost Files for literally no reason
How I was burned by an evil eye
I just remembered a time when I accidentally drew the evil eye on my wrist and it burned. Because I’m an idiot I drew it again on my other hand and it still burned, so I drew something else on my hand with the same pen and it didn’t burn. I think I either got the evil eye or someone cursed me. I washed the eye off and saw that it had actually burned the eye onto my wrist. I had to used holy water, salt, and ashes on it. It didn’t go away until the next day. I’m not really sure how I feel about curses or such things, but I definitely am wary of evil eyes now.
message from Pluto (SBE 4)
hello? it’s me, pluto. i might be light years away but that doesn’t explain why you stopped texting me, eris. i thought we were going to make this long distance thing work.
how I am coping this fine not so fine school year
Inspired by this post lmao
🐜: srksrkkksrksrrk.
Kai, crouching: What?!?! She said that?!??! No, you're joking.
🐜: srrkskrsrkkrksssrk, sksrkskkskrkkk!!!!!
Kai: Wait, she might've been a bitch but you can't say that. You're a bug. And I don't think the f word is something bugs can say–
Nya steps on the ant: Kai, why are you crouching?
Kai, horrified: NOOOOO DIANAA!!!!!
Nya: Uh, Kai???
Kai, dialing back: Y-you stepped on the ant! What did she ever do to you?!?! She even made sure to stay out of your food whenever you dont finish it!!!
Nya, half asleep: ...I'm gonna go now and check on Jay. You, uh, continue whatever it is you're doing.
Kai: She was the queen bee!! Or, queen ant? But no, there's already a queen ant... anyway, you've incurred the wrath of her clique. I can't save you this time, sis. Just know I warned you.
Nya: Kai, eat some breakfast. Now.
(For the next few days, Nya would get 3x as many ant bites as normal)
🪱: ghlhgllhllgghlglhlghh...
Kai, holding 🪱 in fear of the diane situation happening again: Yeah, I know. Hopefully, she's learned her lesson by now. Ants never let things go.
🪱: ghslhshshghlhgghlglhlg.
Kai: Oh right, how's your furniture decorating coming along? The housing crisis in the monastery garden is hell right now. Heard it from Fuschia.
I feel a beat coming on, HIT IT TWO TIME
uh if anyone didn't know this is my two time from my swap au :)